“Help I’m dating a blogger…”

Ok yes ladies and gentleman I’m dating a blogger!!  And the blogger is the other woman in this relationship. My man is no way a cheater except on dieting…but that’s ok right?

Anyways once upon a time we were romantic if you will like pg-13 romantic, you gutter minds. Now I can’t seem to get him out of the blog fog!! Even when were in bed, he wants me  to rub his back so he can use his smartass phone to blog and take advantage of my professional massaging skills. He thinks I can’t see his fingers dancing around the keyboard…huh I have another thing coming for him!!

It used to be flowers, candy, and romantic cards…now it’s all about the mother humping blog!! I could work with another female in the picture by either whooping her ass like scrappy doo or putting my man into the intrigue, if you will when we first started dating or even lose weight…you see these are simple methods to compete with…but dammit…this bloggin’ beotch has got to go!!

He’s always wanting to check on her, and is constantly up her space bar!! I would prefer to just stomp it and cuss out the damn delete button...I even thought about wearing keyboard labeled lingerie…thinking he would want to store some ram or download some data into my files…well that went poof when I saw him downloading…some new pictures into his blog-a-boo!!  He even blogs about our pillow talk!!

Sometimes I just want to burn the blog and pray the fog away!!  But then reality kicks in and all I hear is that sound of tip tap of his fingers typing another blog…I don’t understand where I went wrong in this relationship?? Did I wear my clothes too tight or did I wear too many camouflaged jammies?? Who couldn’t resist a chunky, midget with a matching thong that disappears in the rolls of love?? He is supposed to get lost in me, not a blog!!

The thoughts of sabotage have crossed my mind on many occasions…it’s not like I could kick a blog’s ass for taking over my man…or could I?? Perhaps it’s time to hijack his blog and create havoc with his followers and write about his many uses of tampons?? Or I got I got it …tonight is the night I will tie him to the bed for some kinky style sports…which will equal this!    Hands tied =no blogging

What’s a woman to do, dazed and left to use battery operated devices …they have self-groups for all kinds of dysfunctions…but I fail to see one for bloggers!! Perhaps one day this will change and then again maybe I will stop bitching about it…nah never!! I think if I can’t beat him…join’em!! Let the blogs begin…just don’t forget your significant others…they maybe feeling the heat of it!!

Miss 7D